Here's what I wrote ....
What it's doing, as you will of course have noticed, is naming a person then making a rhyme with what they do or what they are like. Mr. Hurst burst, Mrs Vance makes us prance and so on. It's not The Waste Land or anything like that, just a bit of fun.
Why not have a go at making a Welsh one. you don't even need any grammar really ..
Mistar Huws ...
wyneb piws !
Miss Aberystwyth
dim llaw chwith !
It could be just two lines...
Mae pioden gan Olwen
Yn eistedd ar ei ben
or three lines....
Angharad, merch ifanc
tra oedd hi yn y banc
Gaeth hi darn o tanc !
or bigger ....
Selwyn Gelert, postmon seimllyd
Liciodd yn ormodol Creision Hud
Prynodd e llawer o CDs drud
Yn anffodus clywedodd e dim byd
Achos y drydan dim yn gweithio ar hyn o bryd !
I'll put some of the others on when and if I find them. I know there's some haiku somewhere on here. And other bits scattered around. Also, all criticisms, corrections etc will be welcome. Really.
I was only joking about those CDs being drud by the way.
UPDATE [1] ... I've found the Private Eye E J Thribb- style valedictory poem I wrote for David Bowie ...
Felly ... ffarwel
David Bowie.
Enwau wahanol
Trwy'r amser
Alla Dyn Sain
Duc Gwyn Main
Doniol yn iawn.
Well 'da fi
Hwn Ci Dôr i
'n hun.
Gwisgoch chi
Bag i Trowsus
ar y clawr cefn.
Dim mor
Hwn Ci Dôr i
nawr
yntefê....
i know it's a bit mean at the end ... but that is the E J Thribb style. Here's what I meant by the Bag i Trowsus by the way ...