But not ANY two words... the whole point was to find some that pair together to make an interesting, preferably surreal or silly result.
On that first go, using the Welsh Learner's Dictionary on a sunny pm in the park, I got, for example ....
selsigen selog zealous sausage
iau iau younger liver ( great name for a band)
llofnod lloerig lunatic signature
llidiart llidus inflamed gate
nith niwclear nuclear niece
simne siwan unsteady chimney
mewnwr mewnol internal scrum-half
glin glew brave knee
godineb godidog splendid adultery
utgorn uwch louder trumpet
chwiorydd chwim fast sisters
byrfodd byrwyll rash abbreviation
but ... but .. I felt that I would do much better if I used a bigger dictionary. Isn't that just like a bloke ! So I did .... Y Geiriadur Mawr .... that ought to be quite big.
Being a methodical sort, I started at the beginning ..
achofydd achlysurol occasional genealogist
adfannig adeiniol sad minim
adfywiad adfyw half-dead revival
adlog adloniadol entertaining compound interest
aeron aerog warlike berries (stwarberries efallai)
but I'm also a butterfly-minded sort of person to so I thought " stuff this, let's look at page 3266 ... so I did .....
gwallofwr gwallog faulty butler
llinach linagr lukewarm pedigree
sangwr sangwyn sanguine trampler ( he just doesn't give a damn)
ysgadan ysgaelus easy herrings ( they're anybody's)
telediad telaid beautiful telecast ( Fender Telecaster?)
tawddlestr dawedog silent crucible
pwyllgor pwyllgar discreet committee
protractor prudd wise protractor ( it knows all the angles)
pabwyr pablaidd vigorous wick
paffiwr pagan pagan boxer
Ymneilltuwr ymneilltuol nonconformist Nonconformist ( that's a conformist then ?)
wiser wit-wat fickle ulcer
whimbril whit-what fickle gimlet
uwd uwchradd superior porridge
utgorn uncorn awful trumpet (trumpets again... is there another sort ?)
urael unyd asbestos of the same length ( as what ?)
uncorn uncorn a one-chimneyed unicorn ( is there a 2-chimneyed version ?)
ancr ancrain bent hermit
ancres ancus greedy nun ( they should meet up sometime)
anant anamserol untimely musicians ( on a pub crawl, always 2 bars behind)
angr angudd famous smoke ( from Clinton's famous cigar ?)
clenc clên an agreeable slice
catffwl catffer an idiot strong in battle
cawsai cawsaidd cheesy causeway
cedor °gedol generous pubic hair
clerw clewraidd a minstrel-like wandering minstrel
anhyswi amhywaith anhywel anhywir anhyys aniach
... a restless, invisible, unfaithful , inedible, unhealthy slut.
anfuchedd anfud, anfuddiol, anfwriadol, anfwyn.
....noisy, unprofitable, unintentional, unkind immorality.
What did I tell you ... big dictionary, top results. Those last two were a bit of a surprise bonus..... it got me wondering where and what could be the longest sequence of next-to-each-other-in-the-dictionary things like that.
My next venture into this panoply of nonsense is using an ancient very old decrepit out-of-date venerable dictionary to try to get some even more ridiculous juxtapositions making use of Welsh nouns and adjectives unheard and unloved for centuries.... but now, for your delight and entertainment, it's that nice Geraint Jarman and " Hiraeth am Kylie" ...