[a] you've done some Welsh
[b] it was probably quite fun to do
[c] it's much better for the planet
[d] you haven't got to bother with all the actual writing
[e] but if you ever wanted to, you're off to a good start .
So .. here's my top novel, full of adventure and incident ..... but not full of actual novel.
Y Afr Ddigalon
Gan Huw Distyllty, awdur o "Dim Ysgyfarnogod ", "Mwstrodd Cerys !", " Y Cyseiliau Gofod " ac ati.
Pennod 1. Y plasty yn diflannu
Pennod 2. Awr ofnadwy gafr Gareth
Pennod 3. Dydd antur
Pennod 4. Dydd antur arall
Pennod 5. Dydd hapus Gareth, Gwyneth a gafr
Pennod 6. Paid â agor y ces !!!!!!!!!
Pennod 7. Angladd Gareth
Pennod 8. Nos hapus Gwyneth a gafr
Pennod 9. Ffrind newydd sbon Gwyneth
Pennod 10. Mae'n prynu yr afr llungopio 3D.
Pennod 11. Mae'n llungop3Dio yr afr gwn marwol
Pennod 12. Mae'n llungop3Dio Gwyneth gŵn marwol.
Pennod 13. Pennod anlwcus !
Pennod 14. Mae'n llindagu yr afr Gwyneth gan ei gŵn hi marwol.
Pennod 15. Mae'n saethu yr afr y llungopio 3D gan y gwn marwol.
Pennod 15. Mae yr afr digalon nawr. Dim llungopio, dim Gwyneth.
Pennod 16. Beth am y ffrind newydd sbon Gwyneth ?
Pennod 17. Beth am y plasty yn diflannu ?
DIWEDD
Well, that was a bit of a rholacowster rhaid ! Poor old goat ! Still , that's what novels are like .. anything for a laugh ! If I ever get round to writing it I'll have to tie up that loose end with Gwyneth's new friend ... it'll be OK. And the exploding mansion .
After that, you'll all be wanting to rush off and write your own, in which you can express all your unique psychological backwaters and horrific experiences buried deep in your past. Excellent.
But now, music. Welsh music. Felly ... dyma Brigyn gan "Buta efo'r Maffia" ..