So ..... here we go then .... in size order , of course ... more or less......
How would you describe a person with an IQ of 0 ?
Dim
Andy's deep underground nuclear shelter has 0 lights. What's it like inside ?
Dim
What election poster was too small and had to be changed because of a silly misprint ?
Tori Ad.
What was the name of that girl who got cut in ½ in a bizarre chainsaw accident ?
Hannah
What's that big thingy that sucks out 5 gallons of water per second ?
Pump.
I've got 5 bicycles and all the tyres are flat ... what do I need to do ?
Pump
Who is unable to come to my 50th birthday party?
Hannah can't.
Barny has to think of a 100 words that end in -icle. He just needs one more.
Cant
Apparently there's exactly 1000 of those things that grind corn using wind power.
What on earth is one of those called ?
Mill.
Yes, I know you're amazed and impressed.
And now, music .. another one from ages ago .. Llwybr Llethog ..Specs Melyn ... oeraidd !