Most of it is just mangled Welsh+English but some of it is interesting from our point of view as well ... and on the CD it is all done very cleverly and with great joie-de-vivre. You'll get the flavour of the sort of words he is talking about from this list from his site ... just the A's ....
A
Ach-a-fi
An expression of disgust as in "You should 'ave seen the state 'e was in, ach-a-fi!"
(Welsh)
According
Depending, as in "It's all according to the weather innit?"
After
Later on: this causes 'foreigners' most problems when they hear "Don't give it to me now, give it to me again/agen". It never means 'once more'
c.f. 'now jest'
Against
A translation of the Welsh 'yn erbyn', meaning 'by the time' as in "Against I'd washed the dishes, there was no time to clean the house".
Ages: Frages/'issages
'Frages' is Wenglish for 'for ages' and 'issages' is the Wenglish equivalent of 'this ages': "I haven't seen you frages.", or "I haven't been to the pictures 'issages.".
Aggravate
To annoy, as in "Will you stop aggravating people with all your questions?".
Agony
Extreme pain: "I had toothache chronic - in agony for days, I was
Aim
To throw, as in "Stop aiming stones will you?".
All jaw
Idle, empty speech: "Pay no attantion - he's all jaw, that one."
All taken away
Refers to what is called "women's trouble's"; "She've been let out of hospital now, but poor dab, she've had it all taken away...!"
Alley/Alley Bomper
A child's marble (game). The Alley Bomper is a small metal marble.
All right
Pronounced 'awright'; one of the local greetings;
c.f. shw mae, hi-ya
All over you
Making a great fuss; "'e's all over you one minute, then pretends 'e don' know you from Adam the next... "
All show/All swank
All 'fron-window dressing' with little or nothing to back up the image.
Alter; will he?
Change his ways, as in "There's times I do wonder will 'e ever alter"
All there
An expression to describe someones ability as in (a) "He's all there, that one - he knows his way about" and (b) "What did you do such a stupid thing like that for? You're not all there!".
Always the same
Constant unvarying; "She's always the same, comes on to talk every time she sees you..."
'Ambarg
Wenglish for 'handbag'
Apartments
Pronounced 'partmunts'; to live in 'partmunts' is to have separate rooms sharing someone elses house; not to be confused with 'living through and through'
c.f. living through and through
Anch/Ansh
A bite, or taste, as in, "Give us an anch of your apple will you?"
Apron
A pig's caul, used in making faggots
Article
Person, as in "Funny article he is - never know what he'll be up to next"
As good as look at you
Without a qualm or second thought; "A real rogue that one - he'll rob you right, left and centre as good as look at you."
Ashman (the... )
Wenglish for refuse collector
Away
Not from these parts, as in "I'm not from round 'ere - I'm from away like."
Aye-aye
(a) The single 'aye' is Wenglish for 'yes'. The double form is often used as a greeting or as a reply to 'shw mai?', 'awright?', or 'hi-ya?' (b) Affirmative or most positive confirmation, as in "Well aye-aye mun, he's right enough there you know!" c.f. all right, shw mai, hi-ya
You can find all this and more using the link below .... there's the rest of the alphabet for a start...
www.talktidy.com/
As far as I can tell there's very little about Wenglish on youtube ... and what there was was rubbish .... this one was the "best" of a duff lot ....
So that's all pretty unsatisfactory really .... but his CD is quite interesting and funny but I can't put any of it on here. Instead we will have a bit of music .... this is a great kid's song ..and remember, as far as Welsh is concerned, us learners are ± kids .....